The Dave & Austin Show

Madonna has ass lasers. Sex robots are getting skin. Paris Fashion Week looks like the final boss battle of Western civilization. And somehow Marlon Brando eating Burger King in his backyard feels like the healthiest thing we discuss. This week Dave La

This week, Dave and Austin discover what happens when a man puts a queen bee where absolutely no queen bee belongs — and somehow turn it into the origin story for the worst superhero ever created. Also in this episode: Donald Trump Jr.’s trip to Ind

This week, men pay for toe toast, a literal Foot God, men hanging blocks of cheese from places cheese should never be attached, masculinity camps, catastrophic internet stunts, the glory days of McDonald’s supersizing, distracted drivers filming their

Dave and Austin are back, and somehow society got even weirder while we were gone. This week: a guy doing lines at Kroger like it’s a Tuesday morning staff meeting, a man who made one of the worst decisions in the history of male anatomy, the terrifyi

This episode has everything: AI babies writing poetry from the bottom of the ocean, a man apparently volunteering his g******s to a swarm of bees, the ongoing desecration of My Girl, a nightmare circus bunny, Popeyes chicken getting seasoned in a way ab